Ogre Life Ain't Easy
Ogre Life Ain't Easy
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Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges towards his office. It ain't fun being the Big Boss of an ogreempire. He's got piles of paperwork to deal with, meetings with irritating investors, and the constant threat of pests.
To top it all off, he's gotta battle the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just relaxing in his swamp with a good bowl of mush, but duty calls. He groans and throws on his power tie. Another day, another dollar.
Swamp Thing Corporate: They Know
Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.
- We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
- It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
- Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.
Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.
Bayou Living > Nine to Five
Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's office job . Out here in the wetlands, life moves at a slower rhythm . You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to breathe fresh air . No boss breathing down your neck out here. Just the croaking frogs and the gentle lapping of water . It's a good life , ya know? One you can't find in no suit and tie world .
Farquaad's the Big Cheese Send Help
This is a disaster. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short website King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I talked back once, and let me tell you, it was a horrible experience. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.
I just need a way out of this. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.
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* I'm pretty sure he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.
* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.
* Please, someone, send help!
OgreLord 24/7
He's a real monster, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes being an ogre. When he's not stomping around, you can catch him crafting memes. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a funny guy.
- His memes are legendary
- Validation from strangers is his lifeblood
- Beware of his rage
Prepare for the Muck
Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real slogger. We're lookin' at intense rain all the whole darn time with temperatures in the low 90s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra repellent and a poncho. It might even be good for gettin' that crocodile watchin' in.
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